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Hoodie — "I'm Blunt Because God Rolled Me That Way" Graphic Hoodie

Hoodie — "I'm Blunt Because God Rolled Me That Way" Graphic Hoodie

Regular price $37.38 USD
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Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length from center back, in 34.00 35.00 36.00 37.00 38.00 39.00 40.00 41.00
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

Soft, relaxed, and quietly playful — this midweight hoodie carries a laid-back attitude for evenings on the porch, long drives, or low-key hangouts with friends. The front shows a casual hand holding a rolled joint, sketched with smooth lines and subtle shading. On the back, hand-lettered text reads “I’m blunt because God rolled me that way,” framed by small leafy accents. The overall vibe is tongue-in-cheek and comforting: it’s something you pull on when you want to be cozy, clever, and a little mischievous. The fabric feels substantial without being bulky, the dropped shoulders add an easy silhouette, and the pouch pocket keeps your hands warm. Ethically produced and OEKO‑TEX certified, this hoodie suits someone who cares about craft and conscience as much as chill energy.

Product features
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and clean silhouette
- Relaxed dropped-shoulder fit with classic midweight (8.4 oz/yd²) fabric
- Convenient pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and socially-conscious (FLA & WRAP) manufacturing
- Soft ring-spun cotton blend (varies by color) with tear-away label and crisp print finish

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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