Skeleton Dab Hoodie — “Today I Don’t Feel Like Doing Anything Except My Wife, I’d Do Her” Graphic Pullover

This hoodie brings a dark-humor edge to everyday wear. A bold white skeleton dabbing across the chest and a larger back graphic with cheeky text give it a playful, slightly rebellious vibe. Built from a smooth, medium-heavy blend, it drapes comfortably while holding printed detail crisp and clear. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood add comfort for chilly nights or casual weekend hangs. Wear it to low-key meetups, bonfires, or around the house when you want something that’s equal parts silly and sarcastic.

Product features
- Strong, smooth fabric blend for durable prints (75% polyester, 20% cotton, 5% spandex)
- Medium-heavy weight (300 g/m²) for warmth and structure
- Double-needle topstitching on seams for long-lasting wear
- Adjustable hood with woven drawstrings and metal grommets
- Spacious kangaroo pocket and printed care label inside

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Drip dry
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Drip dry, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)